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Old 01-03-2021, 03:11 AM
Herb in Pa Herb in Pa is offline
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Goodbye Cruel World

Brad lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition . . . but his Tesla had a dead battery.

Brad is a registered California Democrat.
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Old 01-03-2021, 04:00 AM
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Had me for awhile, good ending. So fitting. Bill K
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Old 01-03-2021, 06:00 AM
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He should have stuck his head in an electric oven.
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Old 01-03-2021, 06:16 PM
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Or he could have just stuck it where the sun don't shine, where it belongs, and suffocated himself.
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Old 01-04-2021, 09:44 AM
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Ha ha ha, even over here in Aust we are inundated with Brads.
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Old 01-04-2021, 02:21 PM
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Thank you for the smile, a great way to start the day
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Old 01-04-2021, 07:35 PM
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I'm a couple days late, but I have to say THANK YOU for bringing a smile to my face and a rousing chuckle to my throat! 😄

I have been visiting this site once in awhile, but haven't been able to do any shooting or varmint hunting due to severe pain in my right hip, my lower back, my ribs, and my lower abdomen. Getting old is DEFINITELY NOT FOR SISSIES!!! I am asking for prayers for healing for me from you folks on the Saubier.com Board.
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Old 01-04-2021, 08:04 PM
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Darn it LeRoy, that does not sound good at all. Hope you get feeling better and out, when the time comes to give those critters fits.
Will be Praying for better health for you and looking forward to photo's and the story on the next safari into the fields and/or pivots. Bill K
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Old 01-04-2021, 11:07 PM
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Goodbye Cruel World

Brad lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition . . . but his Tesla had a dead battery.

Brad is a registered California Democrat.
His sister must be the Dumbass Snowflake that wanted to leave the USA for this completely different country; Hawaii, because Trump got elected.
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Old 01-05-2021, 12:49 AM
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I'm a couple days late, but I have to say THANK YOU for bringing a smile to my face and a rousing chuckle to my throat! 😄

I have been visiting this site once in awhile, but haven't been able to do any shooting or varmint hunting due to severe pain in my right hip, my lower back, my ribs, and my lower abdomen. Getting old is DEFINITELY NOT FOR SISSIES!!! I am asking for prayers for healing for me from you folks on the Saubier.com Board.
TIA
Praying you're able to pinpoint the source of all that pain, Silverfox. Sure do enjoy reading your stories!
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