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Tragedy Strikes....
Goodbye Cruel World
Brad lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines. Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle. Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition . . . but his Tesla had a dead battery. Brad is a registered California Democrat. |
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Had me for awhile, good ending. So fitting. Bill K
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He should have stuck his head in an electric oven.
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I post here because it keeps the riffraff away. 'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, Holy sh!t... What a Ride! |
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Or he could have just stuck it where the sun don't shine, where it belongs, and suffocated himself.
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Ha ha ha, even over here in Aust we are inundated with Brads.
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Thank you for the smile, a great way to start the day
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I'm a couple days late, but I have to say THANK YOU for bringing a smile to my face and a rousing chuckle to my throat! 😄
I have been visiting this site once in awhile, but haven't been able to do any shooting or varmint hunting due to severe pain in my right hip, my lower back, my ribs, and my lower abdomen. Getting old is DEFINITELY NOT FOR SISSIES!!! I am asking for prayers for healing for me from you folks on the Saubier.com Board. TIA
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Darn it LeRoy, that does not sound good at all. Hope you get feeling better and out, when the time comes to give those critters fits.
Will be Praying for better health for you and looking forward to photo's and the story on the next safari into the fields and/or pivots. Bill K |
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Danny ************************************************** The 11th Commandment: Thou shallt not fold thy Pizza. Products that I am looking for but can't seem to find no matter how hard I look: Leopold Scopes, Forester reloading equipment and Victorianox knives. I video recorded all of my Highpower Rifle matches. Pretty soon I am going to watch them all in reverse order so that I can watch those F Class guys GO HOME and leave us alone so that we can shoot Highpower Rifle. |
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