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I guess Montana has started a new "Meals On Wheels" program.
I hadn't heard of it but it's in keeping with the support the apex predators attitude that's all pervasive around here.
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Is that the new 100yd race up there?
Who won?
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The bear isn't chasing the biker. They're both running for their life.........
Some funny comments and some realistic comments on reddit........ A couple of my favorites: "Come back! You should never wear spandex after September!" is one of the funnier comments........... or........... "Speed record for bad photoshop?" https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comme...ottom-comments But in reality, what's really happening is shown below......... -BCB
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Caption should be: "This is what REAL fast food looks like"!
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Living in Montana however where we actually live and especially hunt in the presence of Grizzly's and they are foremost in your mind sometimes when you're back in the mountains and see tracks, a shredded stump, or a 500lb rock thrown 15 feet there are many jokes that have been created about the reality of knowing your place in the food chain . Never having seen a Diplodocus a Brachiosaurus or any of the other vegitarian sauropods running the woods they don't hit the funnybone around here like a good Grizzly joke. After all the touristas have been informed to the point of terror that if confronted by a Grizzly dont fight, interock your fingers behind your neck and play dead. Ya get strange and sometimes disgusted looks from them and a giggle or two from the locals when ya show up wearing this Tee Shirt. Don't ask me how I know this.
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"Do not feed the bears " They are capable of feeding themselves! Tom.
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The front part of the thread with the photo-shop start is too funny. The last part, not so much.
Brownies bear watching (pun intended). I use a Ruger SRH in 454 casull with tritium sights and a 7.5" barrel for my sleeping bag gun in bear country. It may not stop me from being food, but, it beats "bear bells" and "cinnamon" for a plan. Old line is how can you tell a grizz is in the immediate area? You hear sleighbells and there is a faint smell of cinnamon. Great Thread. v/r rch Last edited by rhouser; 11-18-2017 at 06:42 PM. |
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Now that's just funny, especially in the Bozeman area. LOL! Seems to get more and more hipster every time I drive through that area...
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In all seriousness, I use cedar/spearmint/peppermint/lavender oils on my machinery to keep out rats. It overwhelms their olfactory senses and makes them paranoid.
I wonder if spraying around tents or even on hiking boots would discourage bears and lions. Not that they'd stop a charge but maybe discourage tracking, especially by a cat. There's lots of lions in this part of the state and one of the guys with a pack of hounds likes to follow a half hour or so downwind from XC skiers. Says he cuts a lion track about one third of the time. |
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